I was scrolling through my Bloglovin the other day and saw that Katie at Hurrah For Gin had written a post that I’ve had half finished in my drafts for a while. She tried to answer some of the questions that had brought readers across to her blog. This is something I started writing a few months back and now, thanks to Katie, I have had the nudge to finally dust this post off and get it published!
One of the great things about having a blog is also having the ability to see lots of the search terms used that have caused the general public to stumble across your little blog in the whole of the world wide web. I look at the search terms every so often, laugh, cringe and then wish I could answer those questions!
So here’s a list of things that people have searched for that have brought them to my blog and the best responses I can give – ignore the bad grammar, punctuation, spelling – that is thanks to the Google user! If you want this post with added humour, go and read Katie’s ‘What random searchy things bring people to my blog?‘ post.
weight watchers simple start food list - This is something people have searched for, and found my blog, over 500 times and it isn’t something I have ever put on my blog and I won’t either. The Simple Start food list is something you can only get from a Weight Watchers meeting. Go, join, get weighed, get the list, put less in, move more, lose weight. Simples.
graco evo what age can it be used till – Until your child can walk by themselves. Until your child is too big for it. Either way, it’s as long as a piece of string – It depends on the size of your child. I’d say a pretty average three year old would fit nicely in it but my pretty tiny three year old refuses to ever go in a pushchair and now walks everywhere – It really does depend on the child rather than the age.
karen delaney – I have no idea who this person is but someone asked Google 11 times and my blog was the answer. If anyone knows Karen then please tell Google where she is. Thanks!
tunnocks milk chocolate tea cakes how many points on weight watchers - I haven’t a clue. Buy them at half price, then they’re automatically half the points anyway. Or eat them just after you’ve been weighed – the rest of that day never counts either!
comparison between graco evo and graco sky – I haven’t done this but I really should. If you’re asking which is better – I love the Graco Sky, such an affordable travel system, huge shopping basket, handy cup holders that actually work and a super little foot that makes it stand up when folded. BUY THE SKY!
when is red head week – No idea, but in our house every day is redhead day!
how to work out postage costs for ebay – You probably found my guide on postage but like me you have probably now got sick of eBay’s ever rising fees and Royal Mail’s daylight robbery so you instead sell on Facebook selling sites to people who will haggle over 50p in a stream of neverending private messages.
baby led weaning floor mat - One word – POUNDLAND!
is quidco premium worth it - Yes. And if you’re not on Quidco yet – SIGN UP NOW!! – #FreeMoney
fell off weight watchers wagon – Make the most of it, eat all the cake. Then dust yourself off and get right back on the wagon. Tomorrow is a new day – tomorrow move more and put less in.
treats on simple start - Jaffa Cakes. That is all you need to know.
donna has siblings on a school day – Erm. Well. I never have my brothers and sisters irrelevant of school days. LP and Little Man are Siblings and I have them on school days, although LP goes to preschool. Not sure what you were looking for there.
ive been on weight watchers simple start and not losing weight - You’re not doing it right. Put the biscuits away.
how to fry an egg in a ceracraft pan - Same as frying an egg in any other pan. They’ve invented a new style frying pan, not changed how you fry an egg.
anyone starving on the simple start weight watchers - No, eat more.
on simple start can you have to lunches instead of dinner - You can eat mini shredded wheat all day every day if you want to. You can miss out all proper meals and snack all day if you want. Go to the meeting, read the info, eat from the list. Done.
bandana on my neck - Not my sort of thing, but maybe you’ll set a new fashion trend. Like bandana bibs for grown ups!
country park seating - Benches usually.
redhead bra – I don’t think bras are hair colour specific to be honest….
baby led weaning twins – I presume it’s the same but in duplicate.
couple eat milk cake - I’m sure lots of couples have eaten milk and cake. No idea what you were searching for.
eating out on simple start weight watchers – Don’t even try. Stay at home and eat crumpets.
fit redhead - Well I have started running…
rage redhead child - Well LP does have her moments…
what to do if your panasonic tv remote no longer works – Watch the same channel forever? Read a book instead? Buy a new one? Change the batteries.
work or not work – That is the question!
“hayley” redhead hampshire - I don’t think they were looking for me somehow…
chantelle red hair and studies nursing - Still not me, sorry!
elizabeth holland redhead - Nope, wrong again.
2 tog and 3 tog, which is warmer - Seriously?!
animals kept in enclosures - I think that’s called a zoo
best highchair for baby led weaning - Ikea Antilop. Easy.
bra straps fall down – Make them tighter.
breastfeeding old man - I really don’t think my blog is what you were looking for.
credit/debit in love - Well they do say money makes the world go round…
crush on gary barlow - Oh maybe just a little!
cute baby doing sit ups – hahahahaha. Now that is something I might have to google!
frog meets a bog beast - Poor frog! No idea what post you ended up at…
gone potty - I know that feeling.
grown up potty – It’s called a toilet!
hairy man hollywood celebrity – There are quite a few to choose from!
huge pregnant redhead – I don’t think I was THAT big…
man scraping wall cartoon fry eggs – Erm…. Pass.
odd ducks – Pass again.
perfect redhead body – Maybe in the dark.
racist names for a redhead – Well. What can I say? Redheads are now a race!
redhead addict - There are worse things to be addicted to.
redheaded national holidays - Shall we petition parliament? Sounds like a great idea to me!
shiny redhead – I’m ginger, not bald.
stoning of the elves – Bit harsh! Even if you’re not into Christmas that’s a tad on the extreme side!
take a duvet day – Everyone needs a duvet day every once in a while
what do you get a redhead for christmas – Pretty much the same as you’d get a brunette or blonde.
what toy reminds me of a redhead – Fraggles.
Well there you have an insight into the minds of people stumbling across Redhead Babyled. What an eclectic mix of search terms! Most relating to pushchairs, weight and redheads!